About W. C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946), better known as W. C. Fields, was an American actor, comedian, juggler and writer. His career in show business began in vaudeville, where he attained international success as a silent juggler. He began to incorporate comedy into his act and...
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
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Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.
I love everything that's old,—old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wine.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others.