About W. C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946), better known as W. C. Fields, was an American actor, comedian, juggler and writer.
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
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I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.
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Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?