I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

—W. C. Fields

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About W. C. Fields

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William Claude Dukenfield (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946), better known as W. C. Fields, was an American actor, comedian, juggler and writer. His career in show business began in vaudeville, where he attained international success as a silent juggler. He began to incorporate comedy into his act and...

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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

—W. C. Fields

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

—W. C. Fields

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

—W. C. Fields

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

—W. C. Fields

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

—W. C. Fields

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Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It's called 'rain'.

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I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

—David Lee Roth

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Water, air, and cleanness are the chief articles in my pharmacy.

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If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim".

—Lyndon B. Johnson

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Just as the water of the streams we see is small in amount compared to that which flows underground, so the idealism which becomes visible is small in amount compared with what men and women bear locked in their hearts.… To unbind what is bound, to bring the underground waters to the surface: mankind is waiting and longing for such as can do that.

—Albert Schweitzer

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