I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words. —Ellen DeGeneres More about this quote Tags: time desire exercise fitness Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner. —Randy K. Milholland More about this quote Tags: humor death laziness exercise fitness Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I had to face the facts; I was pear-shaped. I was a bit depressed because I hate pears. Especially their shape. —Charlotte Bingham More about this quote Tags: self-image hatred body fitness shape Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. —Joan Rivers More about this quote Tags: exercise fitness smiling running Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. —Josh Billings More about this quote Tags: fighting fitness adversity Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right. —H. L. Mencken More about this quote Tags: politics power democracy fitness Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
My doctors told me I would never walk again. My mother told me I would. I believed my mother. —Olympic gold medalist Wilma Rudolph More about this quote Tags: capability walking fitness mother doctors Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. —David Lee Roth More about this quote Tags: humor fitness water jogging Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email