Quotes from Randy K. Milholland
Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.
—Randy K. Milholland
The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.
—Randy K. Milholland
Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.
—Randy K. Milholland
The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better.
—Randy K. Milholland
It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions.
—Randy K. Milholland
Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later.
—Randy K. Milholland
There is no den in the wide world to hide a rogue. Commit a crime and the earth is made of glass. Commit a crime, and it seems as if a coat of snow fell on the ground, such as reveals in the woods the track of every partridge, and fox, and squirrel.
—Randy K. Milholland
Success isn't permanent, and failure isn't fatal.
—Randy K. Milholland
Those who seek consolation in existing churches often pay for their peace of mind with a tacit agreement to ignore a great deal of what is known about the way the world works.
—Randy K. Milholland
The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
—Randy K. Milholland
Desperate is not a sexual preference.
—Randy K. Milholland
The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.
—Randy K. Milholland
Slap a mask on a drunk and you're going to have trouble. It's like having a live reenactment of anonymous forum comments.
—Randy K. Milholland
I've accepted that I'm not going to die of natural causes, [but] getting killed 'cuz you're naturally a dick seems like natural causes to me.
—Randy K. Milholland
Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing.
—Randy K. Milholland