Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner. —Randy K. Milholland More about this quote Tags: humor death laziness exercise fitness Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore. —Randy K. Milholland More about this quote Tags: humor work duty grass lawn Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them. —Randy K. Milholland More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better. —Randy K. Milholland More about this quote Tags: love stupidity Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions. —Randy K. Milholland More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later. —Randy K. Milholland More about this quote Tags: children lies nurturing Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
There is no den in the wide world to hide a rogue. Commit a crime and the earth is made of glass. Commit a crime, and it seems as if a coat of snow fell on the ground, such as reveals in the woods the track of every partridge, and fox, and squirrel. —Randy K. Milholland More about this quote Tags: crime Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Success isn't permanent, and failure isn't fatal. —Randy K. Milholland More about this quote Tags: failure Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Those who seek consolation in existing churches often pay for their peace of mind with a tacit agreement to ignore a great deal of what is known about the way the world works. —Randy K. Milholland More about this quote Tags: religion Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible. —Randy K. Milholland More about this quote Tags: religion Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Desperate is not a sexual preference. —Randy K. Milholland More about this quote Tags: sex Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman. —Randy K. Milholland More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Slap a mask on a drunk and you're going to have trouble. It's like having a live reenactment of anonymous forum comments. —Randy K. Milholland More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I've accepted that I'm not going to die of natural causes, [but] getting killed 'cuz you're naturally a dick seems like natural causes to me. —Randy K. Milholland More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing. —Randy K. Milholland More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email