The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.

Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.

—Randy K. Milholland

You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make me lizard-happy.

—Randy K. Milholland

People age even when you're not looking.

—Randy K. Milholland

The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense.

—Randy K. Milholland

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them?

—Randy K. Milholland

To me a lush carpet of pine needles or spongy grass is more welcome than the most luxurious Persian rug.

—Helen Keller

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

—Bill Watterson

The fulness of the godhead dwelt in every blade of grass.

—Elias Hicks

I believe a leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars.

—Walt Whitman