Quotations from

Bill Watterson

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William Boyd Watterson II (born July 5, 1958) is an American cartoonist who authored the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes. The strip was syndicated from 1985 to 1995. Watterson concluded Calvin and Hobbes with a short statement to newspaper readers that he felt he had achieved all he could in the medium. Watterson is known for his negative views on comic syndication and licensing, his efforts to expand and elevate the newspaper comic as an art form, and his move back into private life after Calvin and Hobbes ended.

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Quotes from Bill Watterson

That’s the problem with nature. Something’s always stinging you or oozing mucus on you. Let’s go watch TV.

—Bill Watterson

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

—Bill Watterson

Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.

—Bill Watterson

People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.

—Bill Watterson

Careful. We don't want to learn from this.

—Bill Watterson

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.

—Bill Watterson

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

—Bill Watterson

Reality continues to ruin my life.

—Bill Watterson

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

—Bill Watterson

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

—Bill Watterson

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

—Bill Watterson

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

—Bill Watterson