The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better.

Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.

—Randy K. Milholland

You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make me lizard-happy.

—Randy K. Milholland

People age even when you're not looking.

—Randy K. Milholland

The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense.

—Randy K. Milholland

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them?

—Randy K. Milholland

Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.

—Unknown

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.

—Edward Abbey

The will to be stupid is a very powerful force, but there are always alternatives.

—Lois McMaster Bujold

People are so stupid. They think they've got the whole puzzle figured out, but they're really so far off.

—Laurie Faria Stolarz in Deadly Little Games