Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later.

It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions.

—Randy K. Milholland

The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better.

—Randy K. Milholland

Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.

—Randy K. Milholland

The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.

—Randy K. Milholland

Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.

—Randy K. Milholland

It's easier to remember your lies if they're close to the truth.

—Jennifer Echols in Such a Rush

Lies are like children: they're hard work, but it's worth it because the future depends on them.

—Pam Davis

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

—Yogi Berra

The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who lies with sincerity.

—André Gide

All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on.

—Havelock Ellis