I've accepted that I'm not going to die of natural causes, [but] getting killed 'cuz you're naturally a dick seems like natural causes to me.
—Randy K. Milholland
Slap a mask on a drunk and you're going to have trouble. It's like having a live reenactment of anonymous forum comments.
—Randy K. Milholland
The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.
—Randy K. Milholland
Desperate is not a sexual preference.
—Randy K. Milholland
The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
—Randy K. Milholland