Quotes from Randy K. Milholland
It's a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of.
—Randy K. Milholland
Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.
—Randy K. Milholland
Think of life as a giant, fat cat you're in charge of. Sometimes you can control it, but other times, it's going to do what it wants and you have to roll with it. And sometimes you can do everything - everything you're s'posed to do- and it'll still shred all the things you hold dear... The only thing you can really do with life is rub its belly and prepare for the worst.
—Randy K. Milholland
Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.
—Randy K. Milholland
Sometimes people do things that hurt and it's not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, but you end up hurt because of it.
—Randy K. Milholland
In the end, we decide if we're remembered for what happened to us or for what we did with it.
—Randy K. Milholland
Sometimes the measure of friendship isn't your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes.
—Randy K. Milholland
In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side.
—Randy K. Milholland
Death likes it when you play hard to get.
—Randy K. Milholland
Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them?
—Randy K. Milholland
The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense.
—Randy K. Milholland
People age even when you're not looking.
—Randy K. Milholland
You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make me lizard-happy.
—Randy K. Milholland
Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.
—Randy K. Milholland