Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger. —Randy K. Milholland More about this quote Tags: anger alcohol loudness Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
More quotations from Randy K. Milholland It's a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of. —Randy K. Milholland More about this quote Tags: complaining nature animals Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing. —Randy K. Milholland More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I've accepted that I'm not going to die of natural causes, [but] getting killed 'cuz you're naturally a dick seems like natural causes to me. —Randy K. Milholland More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Slap a mask on a drunk and you're going to have trouble. It's like having a live reenactment of anonymous forum comments. —Randy K. Milholland More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman. —Randy K. Milholland More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
It's a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of. —Randy K. Milholland More about this quote Tags: complaining nature animals Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing. —Randy K. Milholland More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I've accepted that I'm not going to die of natural causes, [but] getting killed 'cuz you're naturally a dick seems like natural causes to me. —Randy K. Milholland More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Slap a mask on a drunk and you're going to have trouble. It's like having a live reenactment of anonymous forum comments. —Randy K. Milholland More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman. —Randy K. Milholland More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
More quotations tagged with “alcohol” An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. —Dylan Thomas More about this quote Tags: judgement alcohol comparison alcoholism Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water. —Christopher Morley More about this quote Tags: hearts sadness alcohol sky Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. —F. Scott Fitzgerald More about this quote Tags: power alcohol control alcoholism addiction Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before. —Ellen DeGeneres More about this quote Tags: humor alcohol motherhood Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. —Dave Barry More about this quote Tags: science alcohol drinking electricity Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. —Dylan Thomas More about this quote Tags: judgement alcohol comparison alcoholism Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water. —Christopher Morley More about this quote Tags: hearts sadness alcohol sky Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. —F. Scott Fitzgerald More about this quote Tags: power alcohol control alcoholism addiction Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before. —Ellen DeGeneres More about this quote Tags: humor alcohol motherhood Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. —Dave Barry More about this quote Tags: science alcohol drinking electricity Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email