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Joan Rivers

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Joan Alexandra Molinsky (June 8, 1933 – September 4, 2014), known professionally as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, producer, writer and television host. She was noted for her blunt, often controversial comedic persona that was heavily self-deprecating and acerbic, especially towards celebrities and politicians, delivered in her signature New York accent. She is considered a pioneer of women in comedy. She received an Emmy Award and a Grammy Award, as well as nomination for a Tony Award.

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Quotes from Joan Rivers

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

—Joan Rivers

Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.

—Joan Rivers

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

—Joan Rivers

Never floss with a stranger.

—Joan Rivers

Our marriage license turned out to be a learner's permit.

—Joan Rivers

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

—Joan Rivers

I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are.

—Joan Rivers