Never floss with a stranger.

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About Joan Rivers

Portrait of Joan Rivers

Joan Alexandra Molinsky (June 8, 1933 – September 4, 2014), known professionally as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, producer, writer and television host. She was noted for her blunt, often controversial comedic persona that was heavily self-deprecating and acerbic, especially towards celebrities and politicians, delivered in her signature...

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I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are.

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If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

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Our marriage license turned out to be a learner's permit.

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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

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Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.

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I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.

—Adrienne E. Gusoff

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Nothing is stranger or more ticklish than a relationship between people who know each other only by sight, who meet and observe each other daily—no, hourly—and are nevertheless compelled to keep up the pose of an indifferent stranger, neither greeting nor addressing each other, whether out of etiquette or their own whim.

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The more I traveled, the more I realized that fear makes strangers of people who should be friends.

—Shirley MacLaine

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