Upscale people are fixated with food simply because they are now able to eat so much of it without getting fat, and the reason they don't get fat is that they maintain a profligate level of calorie expenditure. The very same people whose evenings begin with melted goat cheese… get up at dawn to run, break for a midmorning aerobics class, and watch the evening news while racing on a stationary bicycle.
—Barbara Ehrenreich
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
—Joan Rivers
I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
—Buzz Aldrin
Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.
—Andy Gibb