I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

—David Lee Roth

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About David Lee Roth

Portrait of David Lee Roth

David Lee Roth (born October 10, 1954) is an American rock singer. Known for his wild and energetic stage persona, he was the lead vocalist of the hard rock band Van Halen for three separate periods: from 1974 to 1985, in 1996, and from 2007 to when they disbanded in...

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Water, air, and cleanness are the chief articles in my pharmacy.

—Napoleon Bonaparte

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If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim".

—Lyndon B. Johnson

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Just as the water of the streams we see is small in amount compared to that which flows underground, so the idealism which becomes visible is small in amount compared with what men and women bear locked in their hearts.… To unbind what is bound, to bring the underground waters to the surface: mankind is waiting and longing for such as can do that.

—Albert Schweitzer

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The day, water, sun, moon, night—I do not have to purchase these things with money.

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Soft is stronger than hard, water stronger than rock, love stronger than violence.

—Hermann Hesse

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