Vegetarianism

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

—A. Whitney Brown

I am a vegetarian. I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish, aren't they? . . . And pigs, cows, sheep, anything that lives near water. I'm like a postmodern vegetarian. I eat meat ironically.

—Bill Bailey

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

—Rita Rudner

Q: Should we avoid eating meat, since it entails killing?

—Unknown