David McAlister Barry (born July 3, 1947) is an American author and columnist who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for the Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comic novels and children's novels. Barry's honors include the...
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
No, there's nothing half so sweet in life as love's young dream.
—Ray Bradbury in Dandelion Wine