Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have.

—Ernest Haskins

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I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

—Jerome K. Jerome

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Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.

—John Lithgow

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

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What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others.

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The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights.

—J. Paul Getty

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15 Mar 2014 Added