When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool's sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it.

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Alan Alda (; born Alphonso Joseph D'Abruzzo; January 28, 1936) is an American actor, author, comedian, screenwriter, podcast host and director. A six-time Emmy Award and Golden Globe Award winner and a three-time Tony Award nominee, he is best known for playing Captain Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce in the CBS...

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