If you don't know what to do with the rest of your life, make your bed. If you're going to be a couch potato, at least fluff the pillows. If you can't afford pearls, red nail polish is your best accessory. If you don't have time to do your nails, smile and stand up straight.

About Helen Ellis

Helen Ellis is an American writer. Her books include Eating the Cheshire Cat, Bring Your Baggage and Don’t Pack Light, Southern Lady Code, American Housewife, and Kiss Me in the Coral Lounge. She is a poker player who competes on the national tournament circuit. Raised in Alabama, she lives with...