Percentage wise, it is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them—especially when you were supposed to do them. In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.

About John Mulaney

John Edmund Mulaney (born August 26, 1982) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer. Born and raised in Chicago, Illinois, he first rose to prominence for his work as a writer on Saturday Night Live from 2008 to 2013. He contributed to numerous sketches and characters, mainly Stefon,...

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