One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget.

Nothing's so apt to undermine your confidence in a product as knowing that the commercial selling it has been approved by the company that make it.

—Franklin P. Jones

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

—Franklin P. Jones

Originality is the art of concealing your source.

—Franklin P. Jones

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

—Franklin P. Jones

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

—Franklin P. Jones

Nothing fails like success.

—Gerald Nachman

In this business you either sink or swim or you don't.

—David Smith

I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.

—Ronald Reagan

This is my favorite book in all the world, though I have never read it.

—William Goldman

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

—Douglas Adams