The saying "Getting there is half the fun" became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.

Oregano is the spice of life.

—Henry J. Tillman

It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over.

—Henry J. Tillman

The world is my lobster.

—Henry J. Tillman

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

—Henry J. Tillman

Life is something that everyone should try at least once.

—Henry J. Tillman

Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music.

—Marcus Brigstocke

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.

—Edward Abbey

Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.

—Mary Ellen Kelly

Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true.

—H. L. Mencken

There's something to be said in favor of working in isolation in the real world.

—A.R. Ammons