Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

—Earl Wilson

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

—Earl Wilson

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

—Earl Wilson

There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true.

—Winston Churchill

Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.

—Edgar Watson Howe

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

—Earl Wilson

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

—Douglas Adams

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

—Will Rogers