Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

—Earl Wilson

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

—Earl Wilson

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

—Earl Wilson

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

—Douglas Adams

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

—Will Rogers

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

—Wilson Mizner

Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person.

—Ethel Mumford

To a philosopher all news, as it is called, is gossip, and they who edit and read it are old women over their tea.

—Henry David Thoreau