The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him.

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In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from.

—Peter Ustinov

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Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then—we elected them.

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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

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Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.

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America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.

—Laurence J. Peter

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