My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-three today, and we don't know where the hell she is.

Ellen DeGeneres

About Ellen DeGeneres

Portrait of Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen Lee DeGeneres ( də-JEN-ər-əs; born January 26, 1958), also known mononymously as just Ellen, is an American retired comedian, actress, television host, writer, and producer. She starred in the television sitcoms Ellen (1994–1998) and The Ellen Show (2001–2002). She also hosted the syndicated television talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres...

More quotations from Ellen DeGeneres