Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Ed Gardner

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Ed Gardner (born Edward Poggenberg; June 29, 1901 – August 17, 1963) was an American comic actor, writer and director, best remembered as the creator and star of the radio's popular Duffy's Tavern comedy series.

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