I have found that everything wants to kill you. For some things, like fast food, or riding a bike, it just takes longer.

—Devin J. Monroe

More quotations from Devin J. Monroe

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, but raptors are pretty dang scary.

—Devin J. Monroe

If at first you don't succeed try, try again. If you fail even after these attempts, perhaps your just stupid.

—Devin J. Monroe

The phrase "action speaks louder than words," is most easily proven by a swift kick to the genitals.

—Devin J. Monroe

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Don't tell people to act their age. It's like telling a baby to move out, and if they're older you're telling them to "die in a hole.

—Devin J. Monroe

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8 Mar 2015 Added