The phrase "action speaks louder than words," is most easily proven by a swift kick to the genitals.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, but raptors are pretty dang scary.

—Devin J. Monroe

If at first you don't succeed try, try again. If you fail even after these attempts, perhaps your just stupid.

—Devin J. Monroe

I have found that everything wants to kill you. For some things, like fast food, or riding a bike, it just takes longer.

—Devin J. Monroe

Don't tell people to act their age. It's like telling a baby to move out, and if they're older you're telling them to "die in a hole.

—Devin J. Monroe

Delay is preferable to error.

—Thomas Jefferson

Aggressive fighting for the right is the greatest sport in the world.

—Unknown

Life is one long process of getting tired.

—Thomas Jefferson

We defend and we build a way of life, not for America alone, but for all mankind.

—Theodore Roosevelt