Aggressive fighting for the right is the greatest sport in the world.

The Virgin Mary was an unwed teenage mother.

—Unknown

Question: How many Bush-administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

—Unknown

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.

—Unknown

The wages of sin are unreported.

—Unknown

Life is one long process of getting tired.

—Thomas Jefferson

We defend and we build a way of life, not for America alone, but for all mankind.

—Theodore Roosevelt

I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.

—Samuel Johnson

Only actions give life strength; only moderation gives it a charm.

—Ralph Waldo Emerson

Words without actions are the assassins of idealism.

—Mark Twain