Answer: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any report of its lack of incandescence is a delusional spin by the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say about its going out undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

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Question: How many Bush-administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.

hunger religion needs

The wages of sin are unreported.

L. Frank Baum [author of The Wonderful Wizard of Oz] had a weak heart and was not allowed to smoke, but he often held an unlit cigar in his mouth. Once, when standing on a lake shore, he was asked whether he ever actually lit the cigar. "I only light up when I go swimming," replied Baum.

smoking swimming

Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.

humor opposites

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