Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
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The wages of sin are unreported.
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L. Frank Baum [author of The Wonderful Wizard of Oz] had a weak heart and was not allowed to smoke, but he often held an unlit cigar in his mouth. Once, when standing on a lake shore, he was asked whether he ever actually lit the cigar. "I only light up when I go swimming," replied Baum.
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Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.
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My Karma ran over your dogma.
—Unknown