Question: How many Bush-administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb? —Unknown More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
More quotations from Unknown Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish. —Unknown More about this quote Tags: hunger religion needs Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email The wages of sin are unreported. —Unknown More about this quote Tags: sin Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email L. Frank Baum [author of The Wonderful Wizard of Oz] had a weak heart and was not allowed to smoke, but he often held an unlit cigar in his mouth. Once, when standing on a lake shore, he was asked whether he ever actually lit the cigar. "I only light up when I go swimming," replied Baum. —Unknown More about this quote Tags: smoking swimming Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of. —Unknown More about this quote Tags: humor opposites Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email My Karma ran over your dogma. —Unknown More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish. —Unknown More about this quote Tags: hunger religion needs Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The wages of sin are unreported. —Unknown More about this quote Tags: sin Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
L. Frank Baum [author of The Wonderful Wizard of Oz] had a weak heart and was not allowed to smoke, but he often held an unlit cigar in his mouth. Once, when standing on a lake shore, he was asked whether he ever actually lit the cigar. "I only light up when I go swimming," replied Baum. —Unknown More about this quote Tags: smoking swimming Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of. —Unknown More about this quote Tags: humor opposites Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
My Karma ran over your dogma. —Unknown More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email