The Virgin Mary was an unwed teenage mother. —Unknown More about this quote Tags: mother Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
More quotations from Unknown Answer: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any report of its lack of incandescence is a delusional spin by the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say about its going out undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom? —Unknown More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Question: How many Bush-administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb? —Unknown More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish. —Unknown More about this quote Tags: hunger religion needs Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email The wages of sin are unreported. —Unknown More about this quote Tags: sin Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email L. Frank Baum [author of The Wonderful Wizard of Oz] had a weak heart and was not allowed to smoke, but he often held an unlit cigar in his mouth. Once, when standing on a lake shore, he was asked whether he ever actually lit the cigar. "I only light up when I go swimming," replied Baum. —Unknown More about this quote Tags: smoking swimming Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Answer: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any report of its lack of incandescence is a delusional spin by the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say about its going out undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom? —Unknown More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Question: How many Bush-administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb? —Unknown More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish. —Unknown More about this quote Tags: hunger religion needs Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The wages of sin are unreported. —Unknown More about this quote Tags: sin Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
L. Frank Baum [author of The Wonderful Wizard of Oz] had a weak heart and was not allowed to smoke, but he often held an unlit cigar in his mouth. Once, when standing on a lake shore, he was asked whether he ever actually lit the cigar. "I only light up when I go swimming," replied Baum. —Unknown More about this quote Tags: smoking swimming Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
More quotations tagged with “mother” Her own mother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible suspicion that electricity was dripping invisibly all over the house. —James Thurber More about this quote Tags: fear electricity suspicion mother Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children. —William Makepeace Thackeray More about this quote Tags: God heart mother Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name. —Paula Poundstone More about this quote Tags: humor security mother Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email We are impressed with nature's power, but by projecting upon this power an image of the feminine, the mother, we reassure ourselves — for surely a mother will always be loving toward us, continue to feed us, clothe us, and carry away our wastes, and never kill us, no matter how much toxic waste we put in the soil or how many CFCs in the ozone. The sense of nature as inexhaustible mother encourages us to feel there are no limits to a finite planet, while the sense of nature as benign and ever-loving mother permits us to continue disregarding a crescendo of warnings. —Elizabeth Dodson Gray More about this quote Tags: power danger nature environmentalism mother feminine Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email What mother and daughter understand each other, or even have sympathy for each other's lack of understanding? —Maya Angelou More about this quote Tags: understanding sympathy mother daughter Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Her own mother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible suspicion that electricity was dripping invisibly all over the house. —James Thurber More about this quote Tags: fear electricity suspicion mother Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children. —William Makepeace Thackeray More about this quote Tags: God heart mother Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name. —Paula Poundstone More about this quote Tags: humor security mother Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
We are impressed with nature's power, but by projecting upon this power an image of the feminine, the mother, we reassure ourselves — for surely a mother will always be loving toward us, continue to feed us, clothe us, and carry away our wastes, and never kill us, no matter how much toxic waste we put in the soil or how many CFCs in the ozone. The sense of nature as inexhaustible mother encourages us to feel there are no limits to a finite planet, while the sense of nature as benign and ever-loving mother permits us to continue disregarding a crescendo of warnings. —Elizabeth Dodson Gray More about this quote Tags: power danger nature environmentalism mother feminine Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
What mother and daughter understand each other, or even have sympathy for each other's lack of understanding? —Maya Angelou More about this quote Tags: understanding sympathy mother daughter Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email