Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), known by the pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer, humorist, and essayist. He was praised as the "greatest humorist the United States has produced," with William Faulkner calling him "the father of American literature." Twain's novels include The...
It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.
The world is noisy and messy. You need to deal with the noise and uncertainty.