Don't be a dick!

Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.

—Unknown

Sweet are the uses of adversity, which, like a toad, though ugly and venomous, wears yet a precious jewel in its head.

—Unknown

By courage I repel adversity.
(Adversa Virtute Repello)

—Unknown

The Army has carried the American… ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.

—Unknown

Aggressive fighting for the right is the greatest sport in the world.

—Unknown

Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.

—Unknown

In giving advice, seek to help, not please, your friend.

—Wil Wheaton

Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble.

—Spanish Proverb

It seems that bad advice that's fun will always be better known than than good advice that's dull-no matter how useless that fun advice is.

—Solon

Advice is very easy to give, and even easier not to follow, so I don't fool with it.

—Randy Pausch