Leo Calvin Rosten (Yiddish: ליאָ קאַלװין ראָסטען; April 11, 1908 – February 19, 1997) was an American writer and humorist in the fields of scriptwriting, storywriting, journalism, and Yiddish lexicography.
The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it.
Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to believe.
I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief.