Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen (July 26, 1895 – August 27, 1964) was an American vaudevillian, singer, actress, and comedian who became internationally famous as the zany partner and comic foil of husband George Burns, her straight man, appearing with him on radio, television and film as the duo Burns...
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.