Christopher Darlington Morley (May 5, 1890 – March 28, 1957) was an American journalist, novelist, essayist and poet. He also produced stage productions for a few years and gave college lectures.
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
—Christopher Morley in Hide and Seek
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
There is only one success—to be able to spend your life in your own way.
—Christopher Morley in Where the Blue Begins
I've never known any trouble that an hour's reading didn't assuage.