The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little. —Joe Martin More about this quote Tags: computers Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
More quotations from Joe Martin If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging. —Joe Martin More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging. —Joe Martin More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
More quotations tagged with “computers” Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest. —Isaac Asimov More about this quote Tags: computers Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Compromise used to mean that half a loaf was better than no bread. Among modern statesmen it really seems to mean that half a loaf is better than a whole loaf. —G. K. Chesterton More about this quote Tags: computers Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim. —E. W. Dijkstra More about this quote Tags: computers Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. —Doug Larson More about this quote Tags: computers Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users? —Clifford Stoll More about this quote Tags: computers Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest. —Isaac Asimov More about this quote Tags: computers Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Compromise used to mean that half a loaf was better than no bread. Among modern statesmen it really seems to mean that half a loaf is better than a whole loaf. —G. K. Chesterton More about this quote Tags: computers Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim. —E. W. Dijkstra More about this quote Tags: computers Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. —Doug Larson More about this quote Tags: computers Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users? —Clifford Stoll More about this quote Tags: computers Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email