Henry Louis Mencken (September 12, 1880 – January 29, 1956) was an American journalist, essayist, satirist, cultural critic, and scholar of American English. He commented widely on the social scene, literature, music, prominent politicians, and contemporary movements. His satirical reporting on the Scopes Trial, which he dubbed the "Monkey Trial",...
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.