Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

—Douglas Adams

About Douglas Adams

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Douglas Noël Adams (11 March 1952 – 11 May 2001) was an English author, humourist, and screenwriter. He wrote The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which originated in 1978 as a BBC radio comedy, before developing into a "trilogy" of five books that sold more than 14 million copies in...

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It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars, and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.

—Douglas Adams

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.

—Douglas Adams

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

—Douglas Adams

The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.

—Douglas Adams

It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear.

—Douglas Adams

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More quotations tagged with “politicians”

Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.

—Charles De Gaulle

I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.

—Charles De Gaulle

Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen.

You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.

—Aristophanes

Under every stone lurks a politician.

—Aristophanes

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