More quotations tagged with “television”
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
—Peter De Vries
Television is for appearing on—not for looking at.
—Noel Coward
Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know.
—Marvin Minsky
Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative.
—Kurt Vonnegut
Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.
—Gallagher