Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.

More quotations tagged with “television”

[Television is] the triumph of machine over people.

Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well-done.

Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.

—Eric Sevareid

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MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980's.

—Doug Ferrari

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[The television is] an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.

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11 Jul 2015 Added