John Florence Sullivan (May 31, 1894 – March 17, 1956), known professionally as Fred Allen, was an American comedian. His absurdist, topically pointed radio program The Fred Allen Show (1932–1949) made him one of the most popular and forward-looking humorists in the Golden Age of American radio.His best-remembered gag was...
Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well-done.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well-done.
Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.