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Words may be false and full of art; Sighs are the natural language of the heart.

—Thomas Shadwell

An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.

—Robert A. Humphrey

The world is round; it has no point.

—Adrienne E. Gusoff

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

—Terry Pratchett

You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence.

—Charles Austin Beard

Oftentimes, when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too.

—Lemony Snicket in The Blank Book

When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves.

—William Arthur Ward

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it.

—Michel de Montaigne

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.

—David Letterman

Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.

—Anne Frank

A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.

—André Maurois

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

—Noel Coward

The truth is more important than the facts.

—Frank Lloyd Wright

The artist doesn't have time to listen to the critics. The ones who want to be writers read the reviews, the ones who want to write don't have the time to read reviews.

—William Faulkner

But like everything else, love changed.

—Ann Brashares in The Last Summer