Leslie Townes "Bob" Hope (May 29, 1903 – July 27, 2003) was a British-born American comedian, actor, entertainer and producer with a career that spanned nearly 80 years and achievements in vaudeville, network radio, television, and USO Tours. He appeared in more than 70 short and feature films, starring in...
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.
Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves.