Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo.
In Westerns you were permitted to kiss your horse but never your girl.
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.
Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.