William Penn Adair Rogers (November 4, 1879 – August 15, 1935) was an American vaudeville performer, actor, and humorous social commentator. He was born as a citizen of the Cherokee Nation, in the Indian Territory (now part of Oklahoma), and is known as "Oklahoma's Favorite Son". As an entertainer and...
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.