Leslie Townes Hope (May 29, 1903 – July 27, 2003) was a British-born American comedian, actor, entertainer and producer with a career that spanned nearly 80 years and achievements in vaudeville, network radio, television, and USO Tours. He appeared in more than 70 short and feature films, starring in 54....
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
I don't generally feel anything until noon; then it's time for my nap.